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The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem at all upset.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said "oh sh!#$." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted."

excellent!! i really like that one , tears rolling down my cheeks, keep them coming....
regards
john...

On the theme of cuckoos and clocks what was the name of the cuckoo in the clock in Sykes?

PaulT wrote:On the theme of cuckoos and clocks what was the name of the cuckoo in the clock in Sykes?

I think it was called Peter and was the most unpredictable little blighter.

zojosc wrote:

PaulT wrote:On the theme of cuckoos and clocks what was the name of the cuckoo in the clock in Sykes?

I think it was called Peter and was the most unpredictable little blighter.

Absolutely correct

Nice one

What a great joke!

First I thought you were actually telling your story of a night out (truthfully) but then realized you're telling a joke. I am so gullible at times.....

Dallas wrote:What a great joke!

First I thought you were actually telling your story of a night out (truthfully) but then realized you're telling a joke. I am so gullible at times.....

I told you that I do worry about you sometimes