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Jürgen
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Mary had a little lamb, she kept in in a bucket, every time she let it out the bulldog tried to .....
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The boy stood on the burning deck a pocket full of crackers, one set off, they all set off and blew of both his ........
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Can we have a poll?
"Keep Smilin'"
Andy
Andy
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Mick
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crackers
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Mick
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No.
once a surely mod always a.......
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Andy
Andy
There once was a man from Winsocket,
who rode down the street on a rocket,
the force of the blast,
blew his nuts up his ass,
and his pecker was found in his pocket
who rode down the street on a rocket,
the force of the blast,
blew his nuts up his ass,
and his pecker was found in his pocket
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In the garden of Eden sat Adam,
massaging the bust of his madam,
he chuckled with mirth,
for he knew that on earth,
there were only two boobs and he had ‘em.
massaging the bust of his madam,
he chuckled with mirth,
for he knew that on earth,
there were only two boobs and he had ‘em.
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Jürgen
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Mommy, Mommy… Grandma’s got a bruise!
Shut up and eat around it!
Shut up and eat around it!
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Mommy, Mommy… I’m getting dizzy.
Shut up or I’ll nail your other foot down!
Shut up or I’ll nail your other foot down!
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Mommy, Mommy… What’s a lesbian?
Go ask your father, she’ll know.
Go ask your father, she’ll know.
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Mommy, Mommy… Can I wear a bra now that I’m 16?
Shut up, Mick.
Shut up, Mick.
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Topic moved to comedy central at OP's request.
Now I'm talking to myself.
See what you've done.
Now I'm talking to myself.
See what you've done.
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten more years, and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the bloody wall!â€Â
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Sex with 3 people is called a threesome.
Sex with 2 people is called a twosome.
That explains why they call Mick handsome
Sex with 2 people is called a twosome.
That explains why they call Mick handsome
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Can we have a poll?
"Keep Smilin'"
Andy
Andy
zojosc wrote:Can we have a poll?
I'm not sure that's a good idea. Maybe we should have a Poll to decide whether we should have a Poll.
Or maybe just a Pole?
And 1111 to you too!