Bit concerned that "Wazzin" means throat, as round here it means something a lot different! Having said that, as Coseley boy myself, pleased to see that they've got "tuth" for tooth, as clearly that is how you pronounce it! Shame they didn't mention "welly clemmed" although I guess it's not medical as such, although if a patient was "welly clemmed to jeth" then perhaps it might be!
Planning is an unnatural process, much better to just get on with things, that way failure comes as a complete surprise instead of being preceeded by a period of worry and doubt