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A young engineer was leaving the
office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the
Acting CEO
standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper
in his hand.

"Listen," said the Acting CEO,
"this is a very sensitive and important
document,
and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing
work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He
turned the machine on, inserted
the paper, and
pressed the start button.

"Excellent,
excellent!" said the Acting CEO as his paper
disappeared
inside the machine, "I just need one
copy."

Lesson:


Never, ever assume that your boss
knows what he's
doing.

Brilliant

takestock wrote:Brilliant

I second that

That HAS to go on the wall at work......

How true! I think I'll send a copy of this to my boss. He probably won't understand it though.

The boss and the engineer
One day an engineer was walking his way, soon to be approached by a man in a hot air balloon.
The man in the balloon asks where he was and how he could get to the nearest town
The man on the ground replied: you are at 35°7′3″N 80°58′15″W and if you go at 35°7′3″N 89°58′16″W you would reach Memphis.
The man in the balloon replied: you must be an engineer.
Yes replied the man on the ground, what makes you say so?
The man in the balloon replied: you give plenty on information I never get any clue what they mean and have a stuck down to the ground attitude.
The engineer replied: You must be a boss then!
Correct said the man in the balloon. What made you say so?
The engineer replied:
- You are clueless as to where you are and where you are heading
- Hot air brought you and made you stay above others