Excellent and me laughing out loud, definitely in the wrong job though.
John
"My lovely car now sold onto a very happy new owner. I still love this marque and I will still be around, preferred selling to breaking, as a great runner and performer"
We had teachers like that at my school. Some downright sadists too. It was a long time ago though, I expect that there would be law suits galore if they were like it now.
I don't like signatures, they take up too much screen space.