Nutter On My Patch by DeuxGazoles (Page 1 of 2)

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DeuxGazoles
I'm guessing You've all heard about the loony being hunted down by Police up here, well it's believed he may have carried out an armed robbery at a chip shop last night only about 5 miles from where I live & armed Police are now searching Rothbury (about 23 miles away) & it's surroundings after finding the car they believe he has been using, they've also arrested 2 potential accomplices who they are saying were also hostages :confused: so it seems the net is closing in, apparantly they are also investigating 7 other locations. It's very disconcerting having him running around toting a gun though he has said the public have nothing to fear, but obviously they have or he wouldn't have pulled a gun on the staff of the chip shop (assuming it was him)
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Posted 06 Jul 2010, 12:46 #1 

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Ragman
Good time to keep your head down methinks

Posted 06 Jul 2010, 12:51 #2 

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Bernard
DeuxGazoles wrote:I'm guessing You've all heard about the loony being hunted down by Police up here, well it's believed he may have carried out an armed robbery at a chip shop last night only about 5 miles from where I live & armed Police are now searching Rothbury (about 23 miles away) & it's surroundings after finding the car they believe he has been using, they've also arrested 2 potential accomplices who they are saying were also hostages :confused: so it seems the net is closing in, apparantly they are also investigating 7 other locations. It's very disconcerting having him running around toting a gun though he has said the public have nothing to fear, but obviously they have or he wouldn't have pulled a gun on the staff of the chip shop (assuming it was him)


Very alarming. :shock:

But at least he only wants chips, not pies. :gmc:

I apologise in advance for the joke in bad taste. :em:

Especially as I said that I would not join in the pie jokes. :oops:
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Posted 06 Jul 2010, 13:01 #3 

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DeuxGazoles
No worries Bernard :lol: just hope he stays away from Stokers the butchers those pies are mine :mad1:
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Posted 06 Jul 2010, 13:51 #4 

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takestock
Aye, I can see the headlines now, crased gunman tangoed outside pie shop :D
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Dave....

Posted 06 Jul 2010, 16:51 #5 

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James.uk
Among those of us who know you, your Statement came as no surprise Colin.. Keep taking the medication, it needs time to work.. :D :lol:
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Posted 06 Jul 2010, 17:10 #6 

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andycolm
Best keep your head down for a bit Col, noone wants a suprise like that... I reckon its wise to take a break from the policeman strippergram jobs for a while too :)

Posted 06 Jul 2010, 17:15 #7 

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DeuxGazoles
Oooooooh there must be some developments..........just got out the car & heard loads & I mean loads of sirens going up Morpeth main street in the Rothbury direction :shock:
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Posted 06 Jul 2010, 19:31 #8 

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andycolm
Chippy is doing a 2 for 1 I bet :)

Posted 06 Jul 2010, 20:32 #9 

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DeuxGazoles
andycolm wrote:Chippy is doing a 2 for 1 I bet :)

D'you think so??? Really????
I've got to go..........back shortly :mrgreen:
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Posted 06 Jul 2010, 20:39 #10 

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DeuxGazoles
andycolm wrote:Best keep your head down for a bit Col, noone wants a suprise like that... I reckon its wise to take a break from the policeman strippergram jobs for a while too :)

Anyway who told you about that? :confused:
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Posted 06 Jul 2010, 20:40 #11 

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andycolm
I saw you on youtube..... Are you free in a fortnight? :mrgreen:

Posted 06 Jul 2010, 21:56 #12 

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DeuxGazoles
andycolm wrote:I saw you on youtube..... Are you free in a fortnight? :mrgreen:

Oooooh I'm freeeeeeee :mrgreen:
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Posted 06 Jul 2010, 22:03 #13 

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andycolm
Dont forget yer nightstick :shock:

Posted 07 Jul 2010, 09:59 #14 

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loz1971
BLIMEY, keep your head down Colin, and be safe!! :shock: :shock: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Posted 07 Jul 2010, 18:51 #15 

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DeuxGazoles
Ah what's the worst that can happen? :scared:
Geordie Jeans! they're nice & tight especially roond the arse

Posted 08 Jul 2010, 07:41 #16 

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Bernard
DeuxGazoles wrote:Ah what's the worst that can happen? :scared:


That they find him hiding in your shed? :gmc:
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Posted 08 Jul 2010, 07:54 #17 

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Bernard
Have they looked? :panic:
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Posted 08 Jul 2010, 07:55 #18 

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DeuxGazoles
Bernard wrote:Have they looked? :panic:

I actually know where he is but I'm waiting for them to up the reward money :mrgreen: :gmc:


Disclaimer: I dont really just incase the Police get the wrong end of the stick
Geordie Jeans! they're nice & tight especially roond the arse

Posted 08 Jul 2010, 09:06 #19 

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Bernard
I am surprised that nobody has posted the blindingly obvious edit needed to the title of the OP.
Should it not begin with the word "Another"? :confused: :gmc: :scared:
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Posted 08 Jul 2010, 10:29 #20 


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