The missus bought a paperback down by the sea today.
I had a look inside her bag, t'was 'Fifty Shades of Grey.'
Well I just left her to it and at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared, the sight filled me with dread !
In her left, she held a rope and in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor and then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago I might have had a peek.
But Mabel hasn't weathered well she's eighty four next week!
Watching Mabel bump and grind could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse, she toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet a couple of minutes later.
She put her teeth back in and said to dominate her.
Now if you knew our Mabel you'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction for the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked like, bent forward just a bit.
I went to hold her, sensually, and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out, my God what had I done?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out, "Step on the other one"!
Well readers, I can't tell no more about what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair turned fifty shades of grey.
I had a look inside her bag, t'was 'Fifty Shades of Grey.'
Well I just left her to it and at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared, the sight filled me with dread !
In her left, she held a rope and in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor and then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago I might have had a peek.
But Mabel hasn't weathered well she's eighty four next week!
Watching Mabel bump and grind could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse, she toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet a couple of minutes later.
She put her teeth back in and said to dominate her.
Now if you knew our Mabel you'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction for the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked like, bent forward just a bit.
I went to hold her, sensually, and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out, my God what had I done?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out, "Step on the other one"!
Well readers, I can't tell no more about what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair turned fifty shades of grey.
