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Raistlin · Posted 19 May 2013, 20:11 #1

Mine has always been:- "Military intelligence" but I've just been watching a video on the Gumball 3000 and I saw another cringeworthy example:- "Baywatch actor"

Anybody else got a favourite?

calibrax · Posted 19 May 2013, 21:19 #2

Three of my faves...

Microsoft Works
crash landing
only choice

kandyman · Posted 19 May 2013, 21:36 #3

Accidentally on purpose

Raistlin · Posted 20 May 2013, 08:12 #4

calibrax wrote:Microsoft Works

That made I larf :lol:

Jürgen · Posted 20 May 2013, 11:48 #5

calibrax wrote:Microsoft Works

No wonder that it has been discontinued years ago ... :mrgreen:

Bermudan 75 · Posted 20 May 2013, 14:16 #6

Jump jet

Grrrrr

Borg Warner · Posted 20 May 2013, 17:52 #7

A few years ago when working for a local authority I was in an Emergency Planning meeting with a number of "Partner Agencies" including Shropshire Constabulary. When asked about a certain threat the reply from an Inspector was that there was "no police intelligence to support that theory".

I sat there barely able to contain myself.

kandyman · Posted 20 May 2013, 18:28 #8

authentic reproduction

Bermudan 75 · Posted 20 May 2013, 20:52 #9

Civil Service

Duncan · Posted 20 May 2013, 21:01 #10

Secret Nuclear Bunker (when written on a very large brown roadsign).

Duncan · Posted 20 May 2013, 21:03 #11

Oh, and Newspaper.

Zeb · Posted 21 May 2013, 10:24 #12

S525OVP Progress

(Am I allowed that one :-?

)

calibrax · Posted 23 May 2013, 13:12 #13

Thought of another one...

Scottish football

Mad-Monkey · Posted 02 Jun 2013, 10:00 #14

Funrun

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