Following recent weather anomalies together with heightened solar flare activity, a Mysterious Outbreak of HGF (Head Gasket Failure) has been reported in South East Essex.
This pernicious infection has been classified as Fourpotitis by eminent environmentalists and they have recommended a modification to vulnerable vehicles which involves the fitting of decommissioned wind farm DickyBird Mincers.
It is thought that there may be a reduction in aerodynamicism, not to mention lollypop ladies, but activists believe increased wind flow will have the additional benefit of fighting global warming which will effectively cure the problem anyway, thereby killing at least two birds with one stone.
This pernicious infection has been classified as Fourpotitis by eminent environmentalists and they have recommended a modification to vulnerable vehicles which involves the fitting of decommissioned wind farm DickyBird Mincers.
It is thought that there may be a reduction in aerodynamicism, not to mention lollypop ladies, but activists believe increased wind flow will have the additional benefit of fighting global warming which will effectively cure the problem anyway, thereby killing at least two birds with one stone.