Obvioulsy the fan, key and swimming pool are a different issue. The fan could just need a new resistor as it's likely to be the 2 speed, the swimming pool just a little silicon around a rear light cluster and the key, well they're £180 from Lates.
All good bargaining points if you had felt the car was what you were looking for, which clearly it wasn't.
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Mods so far: LED sidelights, interior lights and number plate lamps, Rover Xenon Headlights, Kenlowe Fan, Synergy 2 and EGR Bypass